Bro: Looks like the bird is finally free. Leftist freaks mad...

Sis: So, Elon Musk finally got his hands on the platform? Good.

Bro: He can have that bird app. You're the only bird worth giving up the world for and the only one, I'm interested in.

Sis: Aw, how sweet.

Sis: So, does this mean, that I won't have to worry about you trying to pull out at the last minute, then?

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